Polishing Digital Turds
Effortlessly Creating Art Through Retro Camera Apps
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Brooding Google Dudes, Balls Deep in Thought
Ah... its great to be 16 again, right guys?
The sad thing is that it only took about 2-3 minutes of my time to find these.
Fly Like an Eagle
As the great Steve Miller Band posited many years ago and then later, repeated by Seal in the movie Space Jam starring Michael Jordan as Michael Jordan, that "time keeps on slipping into the future." And in this amazingly polished Turd, Nick M. attempts to ask, "Does it?".
Hip Mister
Now this is one Turd I can get behind because it so masterfully encapsulates the Lomo (ironically my phone wanted to autospell that as pompous) look. We got the cross-processing effect, slight vignetting, and holy macaroni a full bleed 35mm frame. But this work of art doesn't stop there, no sir. Here our subject is a nonchalant, mustachioed male, perfectly projecting a look of "Whatever, I know that's probably a booger in my nose, but who gives a shit? You see how Lomo'd I am? I'm art now, bitch. " And that's the type of attitude that gets your art Turds on a print in the Urban Outfitters clearance section.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Art at work, whaaaaaaaaat?!
There was just something about these paper clips that spoke to me saying, "We can probably be art, I guess."
Oh So Moody
Just look at the way the angles of the room work with the black and white film effect fading into the vignette surrounding this wonderfully boring bedroom. Holy moley, that's some good art.